Axes

[Tony]

What's the deal with carrying an axe about? Does it come under axe law or is it a fixed blade :banghead: :D

[Danzo]

It comes under the article I have promised you, but everything and its evil twin has conspired against me.

I travel three hours there and back for work, and when I get there the computers don't work. On and off since September. I get home and my computer doesn't work. I really would like that to be the reason for not providing you with the article but it isn't.

Give me a computer that works and two days weekend grace away from Mrs Danzos relatives then I will be able to submit the piece.

:banghead:

:twak:

Danzo

[Danzo]

Bad joke edited.

[Dave Barker]

Soooo YOu too suffer from the inlaw syndrome huh ? :censored: nasty little critter that, they sort of sneak up on you on saturday morning, and stay the whole day, when they eventually go home and you think that you are safe..... they phone to make sure all is well.

Sunday morning arrives, and there they are....... again....... with the " oh we were passing excuse" ( it doesnt matter that they live 20 miles away.


As swmbo says.... love me, love mummy daddy etc etc etc.

[Danzo]

.......and then sister in laws fiancee walks out on her, so she MUST spend the entire weekend with us, every weekend for three months, or else she might get sad........and their mother has to come too, every weekend, for the whole weekend, in case she gets left out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Sorry.

Danzo

[Danzo]

But to answer your question Tone, an axe is perfectly legal if you have a reason for having it. It is potentially an offensive weapon in the wrong place without a reason but in general it is perfectly OK. One in your car, 'for emergencies' would, in general, be kosher. One under your coat on the terraces wouldn't. You guys having one out in the woods should have no problems at all.

Danzo

[Tony]

.......and then sister in laws fiancee walks out on her, so she MUST spend the entire weekend with us, every weekend for three months, or else she might get sad........and their mother has to come too, every weekend, for the whole weekend, in case she gets left out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Sorry.

Danzo

Maybe we need to arrange some weekend activities, your not that far from me and it would get you out of the house!

[Danzo]

PLEASE! I will run and make the tea! I will be the sherpa, the Filipino camp attendant (ooh er!) the bloke who tests the river for crocodiles, the bearer who gets torn apart by the springy tree arrangement before Tarzan arrives!

ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

Danzo

[Dave Barker]

.......and then sister in laws fiancee walks out on her, so she MUST spend the entire weekend with us, every weekend for three months, or else she might get sad........and their mother has to come too, every weekend, for the whole weekend, in case she gets left out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Sorry.

Danzo

then they sit around slagging off men whilst your wife is trying not o break down and cry due to the hormanal changes causes by Danzo minor. In the meantime the sister inlaw is cracking onto you after being on the booze saying, but... you would never do that would yo Dan... I wish I'd met you before "mrs Danzo".. we could always have some fun, it'll be harmless and jsut the once...

Oppps no errrrrmm that was someone else... oppps nooooo errmmmm NUFF SAID!

[ZDP-189]

PLEASE! I will run and make the tea! I will be the sherpa, the Filipino camp attendant (ooh er!) the bloke who tests the river for crocodiles, the bearer who gets torn apart by the springy tree arrangement before Tarzan arrives!

ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

Danzo

Any nationality you don't wanna offend? :wink:

[Raoul Duke]

I have a little story relating to this matter.
I went to the Glastonbury Festival four years ago. To cut a long story short a friend and I were happily sitting in a field alongside thousands of other people smoking away :smokin: as you do, when suddenly we were pounced upon buy some seriously heavy handed bobby’s and literally carried off buy about six officers each. (This caused quite a commotion and the crowd went mad all protesting that they should arrest the whole field instead of just us but, Hey, it was a fair cop.)
We were detained in the onsite makeshift police station for a few hours.

Anyway, whilst being detained a Police Officer brought in a Rastafarian and a large axe that he had confiscated from him. The Custody Sergeant questioned the officer on why he had confiscated the axe and brought the Gent to him. He replied because he had an axe. The custody sergeant asked man why did you have the axe the man replied, “to chop up fire wood.” The custody sergeant asked the officer if he had asked the man why he had the axe. “Yes,” Replied the officer “ he said it was to cut up fire wood.”
“Right” said the Sergeant to the Rasta. “Sorry sir, you can go.” The man was reunited with his axe and walked off back to the party.
After the man had left we watched the Sergeant tell off the Constable saying that he shouldn’t have arrested him if he had provided a valid reason for caring the axe.
Me and my friend (already in a comical mood) found this hilarious and were laughing like hyenas when the sergeant came back to us and said. “And you two! **** off and stay out of trouble, let that be a warning to you.”

So there, You can carry an axe if you have reason to do so.
And don’t think you are safe breaking the law when everybody around you is cause you may be the one that is made example of.

[Danzo]

Thanks Raoul

Compare your tale to reggads post in the 'Lock knife' sticky. Swings and roundabouts!

:rolleyes:

Danzo