N/R Anvil any one Kent?

[Lord Farquhar]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=64819&item=3832647178&rd=1

suffering from a bit of rust but does not seem to have a reserve and its £14 right now

looks about 1 hundred weight

[Tantalus]

:lmao:
(no postage)

the idea of asking parcelfarce to deal with it appeals

Tant

[Chux]

Be good to see footprints on the packaging after they tried to play footy with it in the depot (though of course they never do that with customers packages ;) )

[Lord_Nick]

Does rust matter on an anvil? Why are there so many blacksmiths, forges, anvils in Kent!!?
Nick

[Chux]

Matters if its mostly rust and crumbles to nothing with the first blow.

[Colin KC]

Does rust matter on an anvil? Why are there so many blacksmiths, forges, anvils in Kent!!?
Nick


Garden of England Nick;)

[imagedude]

Probably not a lot wrong with that anvil but you can't tell until you use it.

[Roger Gregory]

Garden of England Nick;)

Garden ornaments mostly :(

Roger

[Chux]

gnomes? :confused:

[Colin KC]

Might go wiv a hammer 'n' give it a few whacks:D

[Colin KC]

gnomes? :confused:


Watch it, I have a copy of the metrognomeicon & I'm not afraid to use it:yikes:

[Chux]

:261: metro-whomewossit? :confused:

[ANDYLASER]

Spell book, unleashes daaaark forces.

[Chux]

spells affecting what? Garden ornaments and small cars?

[MushiSushi]

what he means is... he has a bottle of JD and he's bot afraid to drink it :p

[Chux]

never thought he would have been afraid of that. :wink:

[Colin KC]

Scary, anti gnomeophobic grate ones doombook:p

[ANDYLASER]

Watch it, I have a copy of the metrognomeicon & I'm not afraid to use it:yikes:

It wont work without a supply of Narsils Virgins. I know, I've seen the film. :bandit:

[Colin KC]

what he means is... he has a bottle of JD and he's bot afraid to drink it :p

No Mushy, I HAD a bottle & I'm afraid I drank it:D

[Chux]

It wont work without a supply of Narsils Virgins. I know, I've seen the film. :bandit:

If you've got a copy of that film with Narsil's virgins I feel we should trade :cool:

[ANDYLASER]

Unfortunately I have no film :crying: :crying: The version I saw just had "film Virgins". Possibly why the book didnt work.

[ANDYLASER]

Damn my honesty :banghead: , could have traded a questionable 80's movie :approve: with a dodgy soundtrack :yikes: for a Sebbie :D

[Chux]

Unfortunately I have no film :crying: :crying: The version I saw just had "film Virgins". Possibly why the book didnt work.

see point 214 here (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_b.html) of the Evil Overlord List (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html).

[ANDYLASER]

Yes, they had obviously been thoroughly checked.

[Chux]

too thoroughly? :banghead:

[ANDYLASER]

Point No 201 seems very thoughtfull.

[Chux]

I thought they may be particularly prone to being hit in the face with squash balls.

[ANDYLASER]

Squash balls???? underground lakes :confused: :confused: . Am I missing something?

[Chux]

Didn't say it made sense, but I bet giant snakes are crap at squash.

[Chux]

especially when they are swimming.

[Colin KC]

Does HE happen to have six fingers on his right hand?

[Chux]

the snake? I think not.

[ANDYLASER]

Errrr Yes, ummmm OK. ( refering to Chux's post not Colin's)

[Chux]

quoi?

[ANDYLASER]

The person checking the Virgins?????

[Chux]

Errrr Yes, ummmm OK. ( refering to Chux's post not Colin's)

well they would. :rolleyes:

[Chux]

The person checking the Virgins?????

Ah, that would explain their disqualification.

[ANDYLASER]

I can see the logic in that. Serpent dont have arms. And the water would cause severe resistence when swinging the raquet.

[Chux]

Not to mention teaching them the rules in the first place.

[ANDYLASER]

Maybe a job for Ophidian.

[Roger Gregory]

It's such a long time since we've had an Andy 'n' Chux thread where it doesn't belong. :)

Shades of Calvert & Brock I feel ;)

Roger (the voice of reason and sanity)

[Chux]

:D :rolleyes: :approve:

[Lord_Nick]

Lol