Aren't kittens lovely?

[Danzo]

Sorry folks, I'm just fed up with my own 'Offensive Weapons' thread, with that big yellow triangle, staring at me for days!

:rolleyes:

Danzo

[Underhay]

No they're not!
They'll only grow into overfed monsters, that kill garden birds for fun :mad:






Sorry, rant over ;)

[Anarcus]

Sorry son you got me flumoxed with that Acronym.
Are the Kittens your version of covert Seals.
Let me see now Knife Intensive Tactical Training Ensuring Non ordinance Stealth = KITTENS.

Aghhhhh........ A Parody attack :biggthump

Off to practical Tactical.......

[Lurch]

Always a bit suspicious of anyone who doesn't like cats......

[mojofilter]

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Cute/c2.jpg

[MotorbikeMan]

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Cute/c2.jpg
Right, that's my nightmares sorted for the next week!!!! :D

[mojofilter]

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Funny/rockcat.jpg

[narsil]

http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm

[mojofilter]

No they're not!
They'll only grow into overfed monsters, that kill garden birds for fun :mad:


Yup, dont forget the mice too :biggthump

[Colin KC]

do a search for (shooting kittens game) on Google & give it a go (do try this if: a, you detest kittens, b, want to shoot kittens, AND, c, think playing a computer clay pigeon game with kittens as the clays PLUS blood splats is your idea of fun;)

[MotorbikeMan]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/cat.htm

[Colin KC]

Please don't take my last post as serious, I'm drunk again:D

[Danzo]

Me too!

www.rathergood.com

:D

Danzo

[Danzo]

......you'll need your speakers plugged in.

:D

Danzo

[mojofilter]

Heres mine! :D Bono (red) The Edge (black) and Pink (silver)

http://img1.yoxio.com/img/140294.jpg (http://img1.yoxio.com/view/140294.htm)

Oh, and im well on the way too! :happy99:

[Andy]

our cat is called cat man do

or at least we say it like that but she just gets called mandu most of the time


I'm not drunk BTW

[Danzo]

Heres mine! :D Bono (red) The Edge (black) and Pink (silver)

http://img1.yoxio.com/img/140294.jpg (http://img1.yoxio.com/view/140294.htm)

Oh, and im well on the way too! :happy99:

Looks more like Green Day to me!

:D

Danzo

[Danzo]

.......yeah, 'American Idiot' is in the turntable.

:banana:

Danzo

[Chux]

What is the black one doing to the ginger one?

[Danzo]

Fisting?

:S

Danzo

[narsil]

:cool20: :happy14:

[Chux]

Fisting?




Fair enough, I shall restrain myself from lowering the tone :X

[Chux]

pawing surely?

[Underhay]

Fisting?

:S

Danzo
_____________

:happy65:

[narsil]

Only here could a thread which began with the phrase 'aren't kitten lovely?' end up with a discussion of fistin by post #20 :D

[Danzo]

pawing surely?

Paw yourself, young man

:rolleyes:

Our cats are quite shocked........

;)

Danzo

[stonehard]

I wonder if you threw a bunch of kittens at a burglar if that would be assault with a deadly weapon, deadly pussy, cat of nine tails, you know that they are going to grab the first thing that they come in contact with (ouch) yes officer I pulled my flick cat out in a moment of total fear for my life. " man charged with possesion of a semi-automatic kitten" well back to da spliff

[mojofilter]

:rolleyes: Perverts :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Andy]

Mojo has a way of posting pics of pussy stroking and not getting it removed by mods

[narsil]

:happy45:

[Tantalus]

i must be too sober for this today

happy friday folks

Tant

[mojofilter]

Mojo has a way of posting pics of pussy stroking and not getting it removed by mods


Yup, and when I first found the Bushcraft forums, I wasnt expecting to see pictures of muddy guys playing with axes.....

[narsil]

Well...it can get pretty lonely during those long winter nights in the woods, sometimes playing with your axe is the only way to pass the time, failing that you could always give your knife a good stropping, polish your spoon, knapp your flint or skin your rabbit.

[Danzo]

Mmmmmmmmmm, skinning your rabbit.

:D

Cool rabbit.

;)

Danzo

[narsil]

of course in some cases it's more like a hare ;)

[Wayne D]

of course in some cases it's more like a hare


with the speed it comes up out of the rough it would have to be :rolleyes:

[narsil]

and there's always the risk of being chased by a pack of dogs....

[ANDYLASER]

Dont forget the VIKING KITTENS (http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/) :noggin: (plug in speakers first)

On a side note, where are the headbangin' smilies gone????? MARRRRTYYYYYNNN. :D

[narsil]

http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm


much too slow :D

[Raoul Duke]

Danzo,
Would you say cats claws are fixed blades or folding? :D

[Danzo]

Danzo,
Would you say cats claws are fixed blades or folding? :D

Autos.

;)

Danzo

[Martyn]

On a side note, where are the headbangin' smilies gone????? MARRRRTYYYYYNNN. :D
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

there were only 3 left and I just used em. :P

[Andy]

Autos.

;)

Danzo

how long will cat breaders be put in prison for then?

[Danzo]

If you try and breed with a cat they can send you down for a ten stretch at least!

:O

Danzo

[tenbears10]

While we are on the subject of cats

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/ :yuck:

[Danzo]

While we are on the subject of cats

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/ :yuck:

:happy65:

Danzo

[ANDYLASER]

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

there were only 3 left and I just used em. :P

Nooo Martyn. Headbang, not banghead. Think Beavis & Butthead. :D