maplins torch deal p7with free p3 led torch

[lysander]

Was just i the slough branch they had two i had one (in the reduced section)

A P7 torch with a P3 in one pack for just 39.99, bargain!

They are sold separately in store for 49 and 16

[Ludwell01]

A man should never admit to being in Slough.

[cave_dweller]

A man should never admit to being in Slough.

My kids were born in Slough. I never let 'em live it down. We lived in Maidenhead at the time - tried bribing the midwife to 'make a mistake' on the form, but she was having none of it.

[fluffy]

Slough

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.

Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:

And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.

But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.

It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead

And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.

In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.

Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.

[Ludwell01]

Lovely post fluffy, lovely.

[lysander]

lol agreed, i'm only visiting though for work. Whats more worrying is i'm now buying torches having only started on this forum recently for knives

A man should never admit to being in Slough.

[Ludwell01]

lol agreed, i'm only visiting though for work. Whats more worrying is i'm now buying torches having only started on this forum recently for knives

Tis a long and slippery slope. That leads to night vision goggles, mini grappling hooks and fannypacks. Be warned!

[badger]

Hmmm....I am sure that I need a mini grappling hook for something!

[lysander]

I want one already saw one the other day, and what about maxpedition can't get enough of it!!