New legal knife

[shing]

Due to the ever tougher knife laws, I've designed a knife that will comply with all future knife legislation. the specs are:

Handle length 4 inches
Handle material plastic
blade length 0 inches
blade thickness 0 inches
blade material: A.I.R, composition 78% N, 21% O, 0.1% CO2
Country of origin UK
Estimated cost: £2
Avialability: Now

[Andy]

go on, if ya think your ard enough

http://www.britishblades.com/forums/...ead.php?t=6905

[Damage1978]

Due to the ever tougher knife laws, I've designed a knife that will comply with all future knife legislation. the specs are:

Handle length 4 inches
Handle material plastic
blade length 0 inches
blade thickness 0 inches
blade material: A.I.R, composition 78% N, 21% O, 0.1% CO2
Country of origin UK
Estimated cost: £2
Avialability: Now

Shing,
Check out Jason Cutters E.L.O at www.jcbknives.com archives/other.

[narsil]

I am shocked that anyone would market such a blatantly offensive weapon, as it is clearly a baton.
I also note that the blade composition contains a considerable quantity of oxygen which is a fire hazard.

[drmike]

Surely a knife with an invisible non metallic blade designed to foil detection would be classed as a stealth knife and therefore automatically ilegal anyway!

[bushwacker]

Due to the ever tougher knife laws, I've designed a knife that will comply with all future knife legislation. the specs are:

Handle length 4 inches
Handle material plastic
blade length 0 inches
blade thickness 0 inches
blade material: A.I.R, composition 78% N, 21% O, 0.1% CO2
Country of origin UK
Estimated cost: £2
Avialability: Now

How much extra would you charge for the wooden handle variant?

[Basemetal]

I notice the blade cannot be closed. It is also of zero thickness therefore infinitely sharp. This does not bode well....
:bandit:

[Stew]

I notice the blade cannot be closed.

Well spotted. It's a fixed blade and therefore not legal!

[Stuart Ackerman]

BUT, because the blade is invisible, and could not cut anything, you could be charged with wasting the court's time, and therefore... Contempt of Court ( Assisted by a Monty Python Attitude!)

[Basemetal]

BUT, because the blade is invisible, and could not cut anything, you could be charged with wasting the court's time, and therefore... Contempt of Court ( Assisted by a Monty Python Attitude!)

Aha...a loophole...are invisible knives legal then? Or only so if they cannot cut anything?....eg blunt invisible knives?

What about blunt non-invisible knives?

[Basemetal]

Making the handle of A.I.R as well could give rise to a classic and particularly clever collectible variant. Postage costs would be very favourable too.
But it could be hard to find...

[Stew]

What about blunt non-invisible knives?

Good point - is my butter knife illegal to carry in the street?

[Stuart Ackerman]

Of course, if "victims" were invisible, could a crime have even been committed????!!!

[_dg]

I like the concept, and think it would look good with a woodland camoflage pattern handle.

However I am not sure of the practicalities of finding it if placed down in the woods. I suppose a lanyard attachment would help - is this available?

[Yog]

How dense is this air ?

When air is highly compressed (say at the leading edge of a blast front), it's dense enough to knock down buildings. Add a material that strong to an infinately fine edge and I forsee a disaster in the making